10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers