10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.