10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.