10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim