10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.