10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez