10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'