10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine