10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers