10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak