10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.