10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!