10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim