10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.