10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!