10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is