10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom