10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen