10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson