10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.