10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"