10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.