10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.