10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is for loners.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs