10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for loners.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones