10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.