10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.