10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson