10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine