10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- It's Free To Fold...
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."