10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe