10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.