10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is for loners.