10 Random Poker Quotes

If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
"What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth