10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.