10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "No river, no fish."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown