10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22