10 Random Poker Quotes

I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
It's Free To Fold...
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Fold and live to fold again
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.