10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "All-in, bitches!!!"