10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels