10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss