10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."