10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak