10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT