10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?