10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth