10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.