10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.