10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it