10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP